Life is an adventure

So today I'm sitting at work and I feel this cold sensation (nope it's not a York Peppermint Patty!) some how I've ripped my pants at the crotch. After closer inspection, I can see that this pants are well worn and the fabric just gave way. Fortunately, it's hard to see where it ripped. I planned to change them between jobs but I didn't have enough time and so I'm sitting at my other job with a whole in my crotch!